Elly’s past is shrouded in mystery. Some say she is the devil child of an Atari
2600 and the Dark Lord himself. Questions to her regarding her parentage
have been met with a barrage of blaster fire. There is one fact that is known
about her past and it is this; she was cursed by gaming gypsies to roam the
earth until there was a game released that she could not defeat on easy mode.
During her time on Star Wars Galaxies, Elly began the dreaded Jedi grind like
much of the player base did. Unlike the others, however, her punishing
regiment of grinding not only unlocked her character’s awareness of the Force
but somehow, mysteriously, her own. Abandoning SWG in favor of her real life
Jedi training, Elly quickly mastered her Force abilities and took a walk on the
Dark side. Elly now primarily uses her abilities to unlock hidden content within
games, Jedi mind trick candy from babies, and to “pwn noobs in the face”.
Initially thinking to take over the criminal organization known as Busy Gamer,
she found the Jedi mind trick ineffectual against Grits an Crutchboy due to the
sheer amount of brain cells they’ve destroyed during drinking binges. She is
now patiently biding her time until she can use the Force to smoosh them
simultaneously.
2600 and the Dark Lord himself. Questions to her regarding her parentage
have been met with a barrage of blaster fire. There is one fact that is known
about her past and it is this; she was cursed by gaming gypsies to roam the
earth until there was a game released that she could not defeat on easy mode.
During her time on Star Wars Galaxies, Elly began the dreaded Jedi grind like
much of the player base did. Unlike the others, however, her punishing
regiment of grinding not only unlocked her character’s awareness of the Force
but somehow, mysteriously, her own. Abandoning SWG in favor of her real life
Jedi training, Elly quickly mastered her Force abilities and took a walk on the
Dark side. Elly now primarily uses her abilities to unlock hidden content within
games, Jedi mind trick candy from babies, and to “pwn noobs in the face”.
Initially thinking to take over the criminal organization known as Busy Gamer,
she found the Jedi mind trick ineffectual against Grits an Crutchboy due to the
sheer amount of brain cells they’ve destroyed during drinking binges. She is
now patiently biding her time until she can use the Force to smoosh them
simultaneously.
