Crutchboy was born to pirate nobility and spent his youth in luxury, the kind only
stolen booty can provide. At age 13, he was cast out from his household for
refusing to participate in "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Ironically, Crutchboy talked
like a pirate every other day of the year. While no longer involved directly in his
family's pirating, he took up Sidewalk Piracy, waylaying homeless folk and the
occasional drunk tourist. He built his empire from the ground up using the
grocery carts and travelers' checks he pillaged.
At age 21, Crutchboy fell madly in love with, and eventually married, his Sims
wife Jenna McKnightley (the unholy tri-clone of Jenny McCarthy, Jenna Elfman &
Keira Knightley) HEY, it's my game so STEP OFF!. They were happy for several
years, their union producing 3 children, a Tamagachi, an Ipod, and more
recently, a Palm TX. Eventually Jenna became disillusioned with the pirate life
and ran off to Italy with Crutchboy's GTA 3 character, Pepe.
Though heart broken, Crutchboy continues to care for his offspring while
managing to find time to plot galactic conquest within the organization known
as "Busy Gamer"..
stolen booty can provide. At age 13, he was cast out from his household for
refusing to participate in "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Ironically, Crutchboy talked
like a pirate every other day of the year. While no longer involved directly in his
family's pirating, he took up Sidewalk Piracy, waylaying homeless folk and the
occasional drunk tourist. He built his empire from the ground up using the
grocery carts and travelers' checks he pillaged.
At age 21, Crutchboy fell madly in love with, and eventually married, his Sims
wife Jenna McKnightley (the unholy tri-clone of Jenny McCarthy, Jenna Elfman &
Keira Knightley) HEY, it's my game so STEP OFF!. They were happy for several
years, their union producing 3 children, a Tamagachi, an Ipod, and more
recently, a Palm TX. Eventually Jenna became disillusioned with the pirate life
and ran off to Italy with Crutchboy's GTA 3 character, Pepe.
Though heart broken, Crutchboy continues to care for his offspring while
managing to find time to plot galactic conquest within the organization known
as "Busy Gamer"..
