Abandoned at birth, most likely for aesthetic reasons, Grits was adopted by a
roving pack of frat boys. Upon reaching age 4, he realized this would never do
as he was much too intelligent to remain long with his adopted family and so
moved in next door with a family of chimpanzees. There he learned the deadly
art of poo flinging, Poo Fu. Applying the skills his monkey brethren had taught
him, he entered the world of IT and for a time excelled in the corporate world.
Shortly after receiving a t-shirt from his employer that read, "My job went to
Indonesia and all I got was this stupid pink slip", Grits wandered the earth
perfecting his Poo Fu skills. It was a natural progression for him to enter an
unholy alliance with Crutchboy and form the criminal organization known as
"Busy Gamer". Grits' only goal at this time is to assassinate his co-conspirator
and e-Bay Crutchboy's sizeable Dawson's Creek memorabilia collection.
roving pack of frat boys. Upon reaching age 4, he realized this would never do
as he was much too intelligent to remain long with his adopted family and so
moved in next door with a family of chimpanzees. There he learned the deadly
art of poo flinging, Poo Fu. Applying the skills his monkey brethren had taught
him, he entered the world of IT and for a time excelled in the corporate world.
Shortly after receiving a t-shirt from his employer that read, "My job went to
Indonesia and all I got was this stupid pink slip", Grits wandered the earth
perfecting his Poo Fu skills. It was a natural progression for him to enter an
unholy alliance with Crutchboy and form the criminal organization known as
"Busy Gamer". Grits' only goal at this time is to assassinate his co-conspirator
and e-Bay Crutchboy's sizeable Dawson's Creek memorabilia collection.